Eric Abenante

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Watch Eric Abenante's Kill Tony episode 129 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.71 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So I was at this dispensary getting weed so I could write these jokes.

And this hobo came up to me and he was like, "Hey man, do you have any change?"

I'm like, "Sorry man, all my money is to buy drugs."

And he's like, "That's cool, that's living the dream."

I'm like, "Thanks, could you move your nightmare ass out of the way so I can get some drugs?"

It's personal for me because that's going to be me in two years.

[Bit 2]

if you ever see a... and so he was like fuck you man he walked away and and this

other hobo came up to me he's like hey man that was fucked up could I have some

change and I was like no he's like damn I thought good hobo bad hobo was gonna

[Bit 3]

work there if a hobo ever comes up to you and like you see this is about to

happen just be like hey man do you have any change he's like no and it's like

it's cool you can give me next time and then all right and then you know there

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setupSo I was at this dispensary getting weed so I could write these jokes.

setupAnd this hobo came up to me and he was like, "Hey man, do you have any change?"

setupI'm like, "Sorry man, all my money is to buy drugs."

punchlineAnd he's like, "That's cool, that's living the dream."

tagI'm like, "Thanks, could you move your nightmare ass out of the way so I can get some drugs?"

tagIt's personal for me because that's going to be me in two years.