Leah Mansfield

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Watch Leah Mansfield's Kill Tony episode 129 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.29 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.81 punch density·0.65 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.29 punch density·0.80 tag density

[Bit 1]

It's a shame I left my dick at home.

Yeah, man.

So, uh...

Just let you take that in for a second.

My dick is bigger than my right leg.

It's fine.

I had to buy it.

[Bit 2]

A lot of people want to know if my name is Leah or Leah,

and I'm like, "You just call me Sir.

That's fine."

Especially if you see me from behind first.

You're like, "I need help from that little boy."

[Bit 3]

Thank you. I have terrible gaydar. I'm gay. You guys all got that? Yes, everybody's good.

I have terrible gaydar. I pretty much just have hopedar. I see women, I'm like, "Man, I hope she's gay."

[Bit 4]

She's not, if I'm into her, she's not. She's straight. If I could tell they're gay from a distance.

I'm like, "Well, we can drink beer together. That's pretty much it."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineIt's a shame I left my dick at home.

tagYeah, man.