Tam Pham

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Watch Tam Pham's Kill Tony episode 129 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- Hey, when I quit my job,

I had to slash my food budget so much

that in three months I went from 160 pounds to 120.

I was in fact to begin with,

In fact, I set an unofficial world record

as the skinniest person ever to lose 40 pounds in 90 days.

Non-AIDS division.

[Bit 2]

I'm too skinny and too short to be attractive to anybody,

aside from pedophiles.

[Bit 3]

So I once thought that maybe I should convert to Islam

just to be eligible for 72 virgins.

But how awkward would that be?

Imagine what would happen if I was alone in a room with 72 virgins.

There would be 73 virgins.

Thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Hey, when I quit my job,

setupI had to slash my food budget so much

setupthat in three months I went from 160 pounds to 120.

setupI was in fact to begin with,

setupIn fact, I set an unofficial world record

setupas the skinniest person ever to lose 40 pounds in 90 days.

punchlineNon-AIDS division.