Lou Vahram

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Watch Lou Vahram's Kill Tony episode 133 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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What's up?

[Bit 1]

Yo, so statistics are crazy.

Do you guys know that one out of every two and a half

man has AIDS. It's true. I have a girlfriend, I'm as surprised as you guys are, but she's

[Bit 2]

Canadian and our relationship's a lot like Canada. It doesn't matter at all, at all.

Like I can cheat on her whenever I want. It's amazing. Actually I'm kidding about that.

[Bit 3]

I'm a good person, I've been cheated on, it sucks.

Almost as much as my ex does.

[Bit 4]

But yeah, I'm half Jewish, which is weird

because I'm a grammar Nazi.

And I don't wanna get too personal with you guys,

but I'm going to, so fucking deal with it.

I was in bed with my girlfriend the other night

and I was fingering her clit.

And...

She whispered in my ear, "You fingered my clit so good!"

Whoa!

Whoa, there's the bear.

Alright, you wanna finish it? What did she whisper?

She whispered in my ear, "You fingered my clit so good!"

And I said, "Well..."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYo, so statistics are crazy.

setupDo you guys know that one out of every two and a half

punchlineman has AIDS. It's true. I have a girlfriend, I'm as surprised as you guys are, but she's