Robin Ryan

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Watch Robin Ryan's Kill Tony episode 149 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density

I'm so happy to be here, you guys.

[Bit 1]

I just got out of jail.

This friendly face doesn't belong in jail,

but I work there now.

[Bit 2]

After 10 years of elementary school special ed,

I wanted to go somewhere safer.

So Men Central Jail, it was.

It is a great place to work.

I like it.

I have no discipline problems, except the only thing I have to say now is, "Hey, quit

playing with your dick."

You'd just be surprised how often I have to say that.

The first time it happened, I was a little unsure, like, "Oh, do I tell them or do I

call a CO?"

I thought, "Oh, no.

No, no.

I can just pretend it doesn't happen."

They're not playing with their dick under their desk.

I just pretend it's not happening.

My student loans, my parents' divorce, things like that.

Okay guys, thanks. That's my time

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI just got out of jail.

setupThis friendly face doesn't belong in jail,

punchlinebut I work there now.