Anish Shah

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Watch Anish Shah's Kill Tony episode 149 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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- I performed at Harvard recently.

My favorite part of the show was the beginning

when I got to see the looks on those kids' faces

when I told them that I turned down Harvard

to go to University of Illinois.

It's not true, but I fucking love doing it.

It was a great moment in my life, guys.

[Bit 2]

I met one of my comedy idols recently, Aziz Ansari.

Any Aziz fans, yeah?

I was very nervous to meet him. I wanted to play it cool. So when he walked up, I just was very chill

I was like hey man big fan. I needed one of these he goes and

I got confused in that moment and I took my hand and I just I

Wrapped it around his finger guys. I shook his finger

For like 45 seconds. Like I don't know if you know how long 45 seconds is

But this has only been like seven seconds at one point. He tried to pull his finger out and I squeezed harder

I don't know why I did that guys. I don't know. Thank you very much. My name is Anishah. Yeah, I need Shaw

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setup- I performed at Harvard recently.

setupMy favorite part of the show was the beginning

setupwhen I got to see the looks on those kids' faces

setupwhen I told them that I turned down Harvard

punchlineto go to University of Illinois.

tagIt's not true, but I fucking love doing it.

tagIt was a great moment in my life, guys.