Casey Stoddard

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Watch Casey Stoddard's Kill Tony episode 209 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·0.38 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.58 punch density·0.75 tag density

[Bit 1]

My little sister just came out of the closet.

She's a lesbian and I'm proud of her,

but I feel like I should have known.

Like I remember whenever we played Rock, Paper, Scissors,

she was always too busy eating pussy.

[Bit 2]

Never murder a janitor, folks.

Never murder a janitor.

Too many key witnesses.

[Bit 3]

This next impression is the optometrist

finger banging his wife.

This is the eye doctor finger banging his wife.

Better one or two?

One or two?

[Bit 4]

If you had hooks for hands, you wouldn't be able to do air quotes.

'cause it looked like everything you're saying

is a question.

You could turn one hook upside down

and it looks like you know how to speak Spanish.

Yeah, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy little sister just came out of the closet.

setupShe's a lesbian and I'm proud of her,

setupbut I feel like I should have known.

setupLike I remember whenever we played Rock, Paper, Scissors,

punchlineshe was always too busy eating pussy.