Nate Robinson Jr.

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Watch Nate Robinson Jr.'s Kill Tony episode 180 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So I'm in my late 20s and the only thing I see on Facebook these days are fucking baby

pics.

I'm like, "Alright, we get it.

You had sex.

Quit bragging."

First off, if that thing is under six months, it's fucking ugly.

Every single one, no yours is not the exception.

Every single one looks like a template for a 1980s horror movie villain.

Or Jim.

[Bit 2]

Obviously, I don't really want any kids myself.

I enjoy me time way too much.

I had a friend tell me the other day that he only can jerk off when his wife and kids

are out of town because those things just come and go as they please and may pop in

at any given moment.

If my kid walked on me while I was masturbating, I'd be fucking pissed.

I mean furious.

I'd be so mad I probably hit the kid with my cock like he was a pinata until he learned

Maybe I'll think about that the next time he wants to talk to me about Pokemon Go for the 14th fucking time.

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setupSo I'm in my late 20s and the only thing I see on Facebook these days are fucking baby

setuppics.

setupI'm like, "Alright, we get it.

punchlineYou had sex.

tagQuit bragging."