Chris Fuss

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Watch Chris Fuss's Kill Tony episode 180 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.63 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hey guys, my name's Chris, but you guys can call me by my tough street name, Martin Luther

King Jr. Boulevard.

[Bit 2]

Now, I was, my friends were driving me here today and I heard this song on the radio,

it's like a new rap song, and the lyrics went, "Help, somebody save me, I'm drowning in all

this pussy, I can't swim."

And that song's weird to me

because if I was drowning in pussy,

I don't think I'd want anyone to save me, you know?

Just leave me alone.

And let me die happy.

Rappers are always drowning in pussy.

I guess it's because most of them don't know how to swim.

I mean like you know show me a picture of Eminem in a swimming pool and I'll

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupHey guys, my name's Chris, but you guys can call me by my tough street name, Martin Luther

punchlineKing Jr. Boulevard.