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KT #658 - JOE ROGAN + TUCKER CARLSON + JIM NORTON

2024-04-09

Audrey Michelle

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Watch Audrey Michelle's Kill Tony episode 658 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.56 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Recently I've been congregating with a lot of women

trying to figure out how they start masturbating

for the first time.

See, with men and women it's a lot different.

Dudes usually start masturbating for the first time

with other dudes.

You know, they find a porno mag,

like, "Hey, bro, just found this mag.

You want to go check it out?"

Just 12-year-old Timmy,

jerking off with his best friend for the first time,

staring him in the eyes.

With women, they start with a corner of the washer,

maybe humping a pillow.

Not me.

I went straight to the electric toothbrush.

When you start masturbating with the electric toothbrush,

you never step away.

Now my clit is calloused.

I need a fucking bear trap on my ankle

and a noose around my neck to bust a nut anymore.

I need to pay the Chinese chiropractor in the mall

a hundred bucks to just start punching my clit.

Just fucking goin' at it.

Thank you.

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setup- Recently I've been congregating with a lot of women

setuptrying to figure out how they start masturbating

setupfor the first time.

setupSee, with men and women it's a lot different.

setupDudes usually start masturbating for the first time

punchlinewith other dudes.

setupYou know, they find a porno mag,

setuplike, "Hey, bro, just found this mag.

setupYou want to go check it out?"

setupJust 12-year-old Timmy,

tagjerking off with his best friend for the first time,

tagstaring him in the eyes.