John Moore

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Watch John Moore's Kill Tony episode 658 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Thank you.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

- Good crowd. - Good crowd, all right.

[Bit 1]

So I was in the Army for a while.

When I was overseas, I served with a Frenchman

who stepped on an IED and lost all four of his limbs.

I call him Napoleon Blown Apart.

It's all right, you can laugh.

He's got a good sense of humor about it.

The only thing he doesn't like about this joke

is being called French, 'cause he's American.

He's like, "Don't do that part of the joke anymore."

He's--it's very offensive.

He's very successful now. He tours the country.

He's a motivational speaker, speaks to large crowds.

Probably has more stage time than me

than me and the rest of these comics put together.

But at least we're all put together.

You know what I'm saying?

[Bit 2]

Did you guys know

that when a small animal is about to die...

it will try to wriggle out of my grasp?

Thank you. My name's John.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I was in the Army for a while.

setupWhen I was overseas, I served with a Frenchman

setupwho stepped on an IED and lost all four of his limbs.

punchlineI call him Napoleon Blown Apart.