Joy Eileen

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Watch Joy Eileen's Kill Tony episode 199 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.28 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.28 punch density·0.25 tag density

Hi.

[Bit 1]

So I found this new website that I

can keep track of my ex-boyfriends.

It's amazing.

It's called mugshots.com.

Anybody heard of it?

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

I didn't hear about it, but I actually

googled the guy I lost my virginity to.

And there he was.

He was arrested for loot acts with a cow.

It's nice to know he still thinks about me.

Don't worry.

[Bit 3]

I don't do this for a living.

I'm actually a massage therapist.

But I'm a really bad one because I don't give happy endings.

Not that I have morals or anything.

It's just workers comp doesn't cover tennis elbow.

Found that out from a priest.

[Bit 4]

In fact, that's how you know you can trust a priest.

The ones with the tennis elbow, if they have that band that keeps the tennis elbow better,

it's like a chastity belt.

You're like, "Oh, I can trust you with my kid."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I found this new website that I

setupcan keep track of my ex-boyfriends.

setupIt's amazing.

punchlineIt's called mugshots.com.