Jordan Eggleston

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Watch Jordan Eggleston's Kill Tony episode 199 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.88 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I used to be retarded when I was in high school. Sorry I forgot you can't say that

I was a Christian when I was in high school.

[Bit 2]

I had a friend ask me recently,

I always considered myself more of like a leg man and an ass man.

And he said to me, "Hey Jordan, would you rather have sex with a girl that has no legs or a girl that has no head?"

Turns out I'm more of a head man.

I never thought about it that way. Think about having sex with a girl with no head as she's been murdered by somebody.

[Bit 3]

Probably you. I got a new mistress recently and I love the word mistress

because it's mysterious and romantic and just sounds better than cousin. Yeah and

[Bit 4]

the reason I love fucking my cousin is because she's a squirter and there's a

bit of a debate on the internet about whether squirt is like piss or some

other mysterious liquid. Usually every time red bands on Rogan actually that's

the debate and I'm just like Powerade or Gatorade baby.

Oh Jesus.

I'm gonna need some fucking electrolytes.

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setupI used to be retarded when I was in high school. Sorry I forgot you can't say that

punchlineI was a Christian when I was in high school.