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2025-03-18

Vinny Rauchi

Bucket Pull

Watch Vinny Rauchi's Kill Tony episode 711 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Can you guys imagine if races were contagious?

You know, like the common cold,

and you get it for five to 10 days,

you wake up one morning with a mild case of Mexican,

you're like, fuck, but the next day

you got all your landscaping done yourself.

But all the drinks you have between those five to 10 days

are warm 'cause you're afraid of ice.

Something to think about.

Where you wake up with a case of Caucasian

and your credit report is up 123 points.

Or you got a call in to work.

You're like, boss, I'm not gonna make it in today.

I'm feeling really...

That's on you.

I didn't say anything.

[Bit 2]

Hey, you guys hear about that new Mexican--

All right.

Keep going.

That's it.

Keep going.

About that new Mexican weight loss immigration pill.

Not only are you going to be losing weight and an Olympian

at running, jumping, and swimming,

but you're also--

damn it.

All right.

Oh, it's going to be called O'Them spic.

Sorry.

Thank you.

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setupCan you guys imagine if races were contagious?

setupYou know, like the common cold,

setupand you get it for five to 10 days,

setupyou wake up one morning with a mild case of Mexican,

setupyou're like, fuck, but the next day

punchlineyou got all your landscaping done yourself.

tagBut all the drinks you have between those five to 10 days

tagare warm 'cause you're afraid of ice.