Chris Dunn

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Watch Chris Dunn's Kill Tony episode 715 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density

What's up, Bridget Stone?

How we doing?

[Bit 1]

I can't believe I'm going to say this to an arena,

but it's my wife's time of the month right now.

Not her period, that's just what I call it

when she covers 100% of our bills.

It's pretty emasculating,

I'm the one who can't fuck for a week.

I thought moving in together would solve the problem,

but our pay periods haven't synced up yet.

Mine's late.

Are you kidding me?

Shut the fuck up.

Why Boo?

Yeah, she's four years younger than me.

Okay, never mind.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI can't believe I'm going to say this to an arena,

setupbut it's my wife's time of the month right now.

setupNot her period, that's just what I call it

punchlinewhen she covers 100% of our bills.

tagIt's pretty emasculating,

tagI'm the one who can't fuck for a week.