Jared Nathan

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Watch Jared Nathan's Kill Tony episode 680 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.80 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.94 tag density·10 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

If you can't tell by looking at my face,

I'm a huge wrestling fan.

I don't recognize anybody.

I was light, I was not in the subway, oh it worked out

[Bit 2]

I heard the announcement if you see something, say something.

Every time I say something, it'll be too late.

Run, bitch!

[Bit 3]

Having a shudder, and a blessing, and a curse.

The good thing is, telemarketers hang up on me.

The bad thing is, orange Chinese food is fucking impossible.

Don't forget the fudge and cookie, you chick!

Oh my goodness gracious.

Full ball, ball, ball, ball, always a fire.

Four balls of fire.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupIf you can't tell by looking at my face,

punchlineI'm a huge wrestling fan.