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KT #680 - MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (NIGHT ONE) - JOE ROGAN + SHANE GILLIS

2024-09-07

Johnny J

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Watch Johnny J's Kill Tony episode 680 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.11 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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- How we doing Madison Square Garden?

Cheers and noise for Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis.

Is that Tony? Tony Hinchcliffe? Here we go.

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Hey gentlemen, raise your hands if you ever caught your lady, caught your jerking off.

Raise your hands.

Now ladies, raise your hands if you ever actually caught your man jerking off.

Yeah, alright.

So I was in the bathroom jerking off one time, looking in the mirror per usual, and I hear

the door open.

I'm like, "Fuck, my girl's here."

It's my best friend.

Keep a straight face eye to eye.

Best orgasm I think I might have ever had in my entire,

I'm not gay.

Best orgasm I've ever had in my entire life.

Damn.

Fuck, man.

That's all I had, man.

That's it, that's all I got.

That's all I got.

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setupHey gentlemen, raise your hands if you ever caught your lady, caught your jerking off.

setupRaise your hands.

setupNow ladies, raise your hands if you ever actually caught your man jerking off.

setupSo I was in the bathroom jerking off one time, looking in the mirror per usual, and I hear

setupthe door open.

setupI'm like, "Fuck, my girl's here."

setupIt's my best friend.

setupKeep a straight face eye to eye.

setupBest orgasm I think I might have ever had in my entire,

punchlineI'm not gay.

tagBest orgasm I've ever had in my entire life.