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Kill Tony #164 - Pat Regan & Jeremiah Watkins

2016-07-23

Tam Pham

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Watch Tam Pham's Kill Tony episode 164 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.43 bits/set·3.29 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.30 tag density·7 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.39 punch density·0.40 tag density

- Hey, I've always been, all right, not for you.

[Bit 1]

I've always been self-conscious about my ears

because kids are assholes.

Most of them anyway, one once told me

that big ears add character.

Then he said that it was a Disney character

That's a flying elephant.

[Bit 2]

I always got nicknames as a kid based on things that other kids

said that I resembled.

Dumbo because of the ears.

Bruce Lee because he was Asian.

Free Willy because the whale was naked

and you still couldn't see his dick.

[Bit 3]

Speaking of whale genitals, I like Japanese food,

but I can't afford the good stuff.

There's a Japanese restaurant I used to eat at all the time

until I started paying attention

and I noticed that the health department gave it a B,

which is disgusting,

because I have never seen Asians get a B in anything.

- Yeah, fuck yeah, Tam Pham.

Oh, there's more.

Finish it, Tam Pham.

- Never seen Asians get a B in anything.

Filipinos don't count.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

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setupI've always been self-conscious about my ears

setupbecause kids are assholes.

setupMost of them anyway, one once told me

setupthat big ears add character.

punchlineThen he said that it was a Disney character

tagThat's a flying elephant.