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KT #684 - JOHN CRIST + JEREMY (ADAM RAY)

2024-09-24

Jeremy

Golden Ticket

Watch Jeremy's Kill Tony episode 684 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.31 punch density·0.50 tag density

- What's up, it's Tommy Mollersheth.

Make some other fucking noise,

if you're, make some other fucking noise.

[Bit 1]

So, I can't wait to lose my virginity.

The toughest part about losing in Virginia

is saving up all the money to pay for it.

And that's what's up.

[Bit 2]

I already know what flavor I'm gonna get too, black.

That's the freakiest flavor according to Siri.

Siri who's got two thumbs

and got a bad case of jungle fever, this guy.

And that's what I pride.

[Bit 3]

Austin's got a lot of homeless people.

She should just stay with your mom like me.

It's way cheaper.

[Bit 4]

What's the problem about staying with your mom though is her boyfriend Jerry.

I'm going to kill this fucking guy.

I've legit thought about it.

Here's my impression of my mom's boyfriend, Jerry,

fucking her.

"Oh, oh, I'm fucking gay, I'm gay.

"I'm gay, but I fucking, I fuck pussy."

And that's what's up.

[Bit 5]

I know a lot of people, I know a lot of people,

I know a lot of people who say,

"Oh, you look like a guy that goes to the Paralympics

"just to heckle the, just to heckle all of them."

That's, I mean, it'd be like,

"Oh, I should give you a standing ovation?

You can't even get up and give me one.

But no, it's all good.

[Bit 6]

Hey, there's so many handicap.

How many handicap people you think they're at the Paralympics?

Every time I watch it,

every time I watch the Paralympics,

I was like, "Am I watching an episode of Kill Tony?"

And that's what I talk.

That's my time, huh, Chip?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Joke Type

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setupSo, I can't wait to lose my virginity.

setupThe toughest part about losing in Virginia

punchlineis saving up all the money to pay for it.