Aldo Caldo on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.87 tag density
About Aldo Caldo's sets
Aldo Caldo has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #655 (19 Mar 2024) and the latest on episode #726 (8 July 2025).
Aldo Caldo came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Aldo Caldo has performed for guest panels including Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, Tom Green and Adam Ray.
Aldo Caldo averages 0.44 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 60% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Aldo Caldo follows each punchline with 0.87 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are phonetic-match jokes, ahead of analogy (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Aldo Caldo's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7268 July 2025
People would always ask me, hey Aldo, How did you know who was going to be the next Manudo?
Because they would get molested and then get kicked out
or hit puberty.
Was it always the cute ones that would say, "Suvieta, mi moto, vamos amamar entre los dos?" No, it was always the Manudos
that set their microphones up like this.
He was the next Ricky Martin.
KT #65519 Mar 2024
The hardest thing about being a musical comedian here in Austin,
Texas is you let your family down twice.
So I'm a musical comedian here in Austin, Texas.
My album went aluminum.
You can find it on Craigslist, MySpace, all that good stuff.