Aldo Caldo

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Watch Aldo Caldo's Kill Tony episode 726 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.87 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I love my women how I love my coffee,

sliding off the roof of my car.

[Bit 2]

Many moons ago, I used to be the bass player

for the Latin boy group band called Minudo.

Yeah.

Men, nude, oh.

[Bit 3]

We used to hop the borders all around Latin America

playing these sold out shows.

And I used to think to myself, wow, I made it.

I really made it.

I remember I came home with my first million in pesos.

It was like the best hundred bucks I ever made.

[Bit 4]

People would always ask me, hey Aldo,

How did you know who was going to be the next Manudo?

Because they would get molested and then get kicked out

or hit puberty.

Was it always the cute ones that would say,

"Suvieta, mi moto, vamos amamar entre los dos?"

No, it was always the Manudos

that set their microphones up like this.

He was the next Ricky Martin.

- Gracias.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- I love my women how I love my coffee,

punchlinesliding off the roof of my car.