Andrew Dice Clay on Kill Tony
1 set·3.00 bits/set·8.00 beats/set·0.16 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Andrew Dice Clay's sets
Andrew Dice Clay has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #706 (15 Feb 2025).
Andrew Dice Clay came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was 2025 Nye Heb Arena.
Andrew Dice Clay averages 0.16 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 89% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Andrew Dice Clay follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #706 | 15 Feb 2025 | 2025 Nye Heb Arena | 3 | 0.16 | 0.67 |
Jokes from Andrew Dice Clay's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70615 Feb 2025
Anthony, play Frank Sinatra radio. Come fly with me. Let's fly. Let's fly away. Anthony, set the coffee timer for five minutes.
Dice, you only got to tell me one fucking time.
I'm not fucking Alexa. Me and you with the same.
same go take your fucking shower and if you want to know the weather look out
putty, putty, putty, ass, ass, like you're honking a horn, ass, ass. Then you pick up the tempo, ass, putty, ass, putty, ass, putty, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, "Pu-du-pu-du-pu-du-pu-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du"
And I learned all of that from all of my mom's best fucking friends.