Carlos Lopez on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density
About Carlos Lopez's sets
Carlos Lopez has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #654 (12 Mar 2024) and the latest on episode #693 (26 Nov 2024).
Carlos Lopez won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Carlos Lopez has performed for guest panels including Jeff Dye, Rick Glassman and Matt Mccusker.
Carlos Lopez averages 0.67 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 86% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Carlos Lopez follows each punchline with 0.50 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of double-meaning (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Carlos Lopez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #69326 Nov 2024
I went down to hardware store to grab some parts. When I walk in, the first employee I find is trans. I don't want to be a fucking bigot.
I treat them like anyone else, and that's from help.
They them said, "Buddy, don't get me started. You think your plumbing's fucked up?
My dick's in a jar."
KT #65412 Mar 2024
I have a fascination with nature's leftovers.
There's something about single moms that just gets my juices flowing.
I volunteered to fuck a sex robot for AI research purposes. I'm proud to say that not only does artificial intelligence finally understand human emotions,
but I'm the one that's out of the feeling of disappointment.