Carlos Lopez

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Watch Carlos Lopez's Kill Tony episode 693 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.50 punch density·0.33 tag density

- Howdy.

[Bit 1]

So I had some pipes breaking my house this last freeze.

I went down to hardware store to grab some parts.

When I walk in, the first employee I find is trans.

I don't want to be a fucking bigot.

I treat them like anyone else, and that's from help.

They, them, ask me if the parts I need are male or female.

Me being a smart ass, I'm like, well, what are my other options?

They them said, "Buddy, don't get me started.

You think your plumbing's fucked up?

My dick's in a jar."

Thank you.

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setupSo I had some pipes breaking my house this last freeze.

setupI went down to hardware store to grab some parts.

setupWhen I walk in, the first employee I find is trans.

setupI don't want to be a fucking bigot.

punchlineI treat them like anyone else, and that's from help.