CJ Kelly on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.67 tag density
About CJ Kelly's sets
CJ Kelly has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #182 (6 May 2020) and the latest on episode #232 (30 Sept 2017).
CJ Kelly came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
CJ Kelly has performed for guest panels including Sal Vulcano, Dom Irrera, Brent Morin and Kirk Fox.
CJ Kelly averages 0.43 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 59% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average CJ Kelly follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from CJ Kelly's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #23230 Sept 2017
I grew up in South Florida. And I hate to admit it guys, but I'm white trash through and through, you know? Like straight up, if Kid Rock and Limp Biscuit went on tour together,
I'd be front and center.
Getting hammered drunk.
Fingerprint scanner. I put a piece of tape over the fingerprint scanner. And then in the morning at 6am I got woken up by my dad grabbing me by one ankle. My bed's about this high, rips me off the bed and goes,
"Who the fuck do you think you are, James Bond?"
KT #1826 May 2020
My name is CJ Kelly. I'm a son of a fisherman from the Florida Keys.
And by fisherman what I really mean is cocaine, smuggler!
Sorry dad, didn't mean to snitch you, but that's just what people do.
Getting out of time. I grew up on a boat, 78 foot boat. People tell me all the time, "Oh, must be nice. Must be nice growing up on a 78 foot boat." Listen motherfucker, that's a fishing boat, okay? There's three bedrooms.
You know how hard it is to build Legos and your living room and that shit's going like this?