CJ Kelly

Bucket Pull

Watch CJ Kelly's Kill Tony episode 232 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density

My name is CJ Kelly. I was born in Boston, Massachusetts.

[Bit 1]

I grew up in South Florida.

And I hate to admit it guys, but I'm white trash through and through, you know?

Like straight up, if Kid Rock and Limp Biscuit went on tour together,

I'd be front and center.

Getting hammered drunk.

[Bit 2]

Especially growing up in Florida, my dad never really laid his hands on me.

He did it one time. I kind of deserved it.

These kids ripped me off for like $400 worth of weed.

And my dad had a gun in his safe with a fingerprint, right?

Fingerprint scanner. I put a piece of tape over the fingerprint scanner.

And then in the morning at 6am I got woken up by my dad grabbing me by one ankle.

My bed's about this high, rips me off the bed and goes,

"Who the fuck do you think you are, James Bond?"

He's like, "What were you after, the money?

"The gun?

"The drugs?"

I was like, "What'd you say about drugs?"

Boom, heel to the face.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI grew up in South Florida.

setupAnd I hate to admit it guys, but I'm white trash through and through, you know?

setupLike straight up, if Kid Rock and Limp Biscuit went on tour together,

punchlineI'd be front and center.

tagGetting hammered drunk.