Cole Castle on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·1.67 tag density
About Cole Castle's sets
Cole Castle has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #678 (27 Aug 2024) and the latest on episode #694 (3 Dec 2024).
Cole Castle came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Cole Castle has performed for guest panels including Tommy Pope, Shawn Gardini and Whitney Cummings.
Cole Castle averages 0.44 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 59% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Cole Castle follows each punchline with 1.67 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are analogy jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Cole Castle's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #6943 Dec 2024
I like to add the TV on during sex, but you gotta be careful what show it was on while you're doing it. 'Cause the only thing worse than finishing quick with a girl
is finishing quick than hearing a laugh track immediately after.
That one just feels like a whole audience is degrading me.
till I'm on your level, little kuzo." I also want to be drooling on myself at some point. That's when I realized getting drunk
I realized getting drunk is just microdosing Down syndrome.
KT #67827 Aug 2024
You gotta be careful hooking up though, obviously abortion, it's banned in Texas. I knew a girl that got one two days before it was banned. Two days.
I was like, "You are the Kobe Bryant of getting abortions, just at the buzzer."
I mean, that baby hit the trash with one second left on the clock.
And she was like, "No, I'm not like Kobe. You can't compare me to him." I go, "You're right.
If you were anything like Kobe, you would have died with your kid."