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2024-08-27

Cole Castle

Bucket Pull

Watch Cole Castle's Kill Tony episode 678 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·1.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Think girls are getting too kinky. I don't like it. I was with the girl recently

Recently she told me to slap her while we were having sex.

I was like, "No, I don't feel comfortable doing that."

She kept asking, I kept saying,

"No, we're going back and forth, back and forth."

I finally slapped her and she got pissed.

I was like, "What do you mean?

You told me to slap you."

She goes, "Yeah, not 15 minutes after sex."

I was like, "Well,

maybe you don't talk during the movie.

I don't know."

[Bit 2]

You gotta be careful hooking up though, obviously abortion, it's banned in Texas.

I knew a girl that got one two days before it was banned.

Two days.

I was like, "You are the Kobe Bryant of getting abortions, just at the buzzer."

I mean, that baby hit the trash with one second left on the clock.

And she was like, "No, I'm not like Kobe.

You can't compare me to him."

I go, "You're right.

If you were anything like Kobe, you would have died with your kid."

So, all right, thank you all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThink girls are getting too kinky. I don't like it. I was with the girl recently

setupRecently she told me to slap her while we were having sex.

setupI was like, "No, I don't feel comfortable doing that."

setupShe kept asking, I kept saying,

setup"No, we're going back and forth, back and forth."

setupI finally slapped her and she got pissed.

setupI was like, "What do you mean?

setupYou told me to slap you."

punchlineShe goes, "Yeah, not 15 minutes after sex."

tagI was like, "Well,

tagmaybe you don't talk during the movie.