Colin Phillips on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density
About Colin Phillips's sets
Colin Phillips has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #209 (22 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #215 (17 Aug 2017).
Colin Phillips came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Colin Phillips has performed for guest panels including Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, Andrew Santino and Steve Rannazzisi.
Colin Phillips averages 0.23 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 78% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Colin Phillips follows each punchline with 0.50 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Colin Phillips's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21517 Aug 2017
So like back in like millions and millions of years ago, like the Garden of Eden shit,
they used to fuck all the time because they were breathing in nitric oxide.
So now that there's such a high population we're naturally gonna start creating more nitric oxide and move back to that type of society
where it's all based on like fucking and shit.
KT #20922 Aug 2017
then your reptilian brain would turn on and then you'd go into a state of hibernation. And so you could like just hibernate. So think about it, you could sleep for like six days and then be awake one.
So like if you're like 18 years old, you'd only be like three years old, you know what
I'm saying?
It's like you could live for like hundreds and hundreds of years if you did this.
And so if they didn't feel pain you could walk up to them and cut them and eat them and all this shit and say, "Hey, I need to eat you right now." And they'd be like, "Wow.
Okay, you can eat me."