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Kill Tony #209 (Steve Rannazzisi, Steve Simeone)

2017-08-22

Colin Phillips

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Watch Colin Phillips's Kill Tony episode 209 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.27 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Alright, so I was on probation and I was thinking about life extension, you know what I'm saying?

And so I was thinking about, and if you took like an isolation tank and you put nitric

oxide in it and then you went into it and then you dropped the temperature of the water,

then your reptilian brain would turn on and then you'd go into a state of hibernation.

And so you could like just hibernate.

So think about it, you could sleep for like six days and then be awake one.

So like if you're like 18 years old, you'd only be like three years old, you know what

I'm saying?

It's like you could live for like hundreds and hundreds of years if you did this.

[Bit 2]

And so what the nitric oxide does is it makes your body highly adaptive so that's why when

you're at the dentist you can like pull teeth and you don't bleed as much.

And this is how it was like back in the garden of Eden.

Because other, because instead of oxygen being in the air it's all nitric oxide so if you're

breathing this in all the time and you feel super great all the time you'd be able to

like communicate with animals and all this shit.

And so if they didn't feel pain you could walk up to them and cut them and eat them

and all this shit and say, "Hey, I need to eat you right now."

And they'd be like, "Wow.

Okay, you can eat me."

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setupAlright, so I was on probation and I was thinking about life extension, you know what I'm saying?

setupAnd so I was thinking about, and if you took like an isolation tank and you put nitric

setupoxide in it and then you went into it and then you dropped the temperature of the water,

setupthen your reptilian brain would turn on and then you'd go into a state of hibernation.

setupAnd so you could like just hibernate.

setupSo think about it, you could sleep for like six days and then be awake one.

punchlineSo like if you're like 18 years old, you'd only be like three years old, you know what

tagI'm saying?

tagIt's like you could live for like hundreds and hundreds of years if you did this.