Daniel Velasquez on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Daniel Velasquez's sets
Daniel Velasquez has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #712 (25 Mar 2025).
Daniel Velasquez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Adam Ray and Rich Vos.
Daniel Velasquez averages 0.16 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 90% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 1 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #712 | 25 Mar 2025 | Adam Ray, Rich Vos | 2 | 0.16 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Daniel Velasquez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #71225 Mar 2025
until he started dating again. I got him his first iPhone, and he got him one of those old-person dating apps.
He was called, like, "Our Time" or "Times Up" or something.
They don't engage with those." But he was, like, so foreign to the concept of bots, he was like, "Yeah, I don't care. They look hot.
I'm gonna fuck the bots."