Danny Martinello on Kill Tony
3 sets·1.67 bits/set·4.67 beats/set·0.38 punch density·1.12 tag density
About Danny Martinello's sets
Danny Martinello has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #595 (7 Feb 2023) and the latest on episode #747 (9 Dec 2025).
Danny Martinello came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Danny Martinello has performed for guest panels including Harland Williams, Nick Rochefort, James Mccann and Ari Matti.
Danny Martinello averages 0.38 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 50% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Danny Martinello's punch density went from 0.29 in the first set to 0.38 in the latest.
On average Danny Martinello follows each punchline with 1.12 tags.
Of the 14 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Danny Martinello's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7479 Dec 2025
Recently I was told taking a bath makes me feminine and if having a bath makes me feminine
then tuck my nuts and call me Danielle
'cause I do not give a fuck.
Like, I wanna have that so bad. I saw a girl have a chartreur-y tray in the back of her bathtub.
I'm like, why can't I have a bruschetta
and a bath bomb as a bro?
KT #691
Then they drop, I go to them and say, "Hey, my name's Danny, I know CPR, can I help you?" But they don't give me consent,
but no consent in the CPR world is consent.
So I jump into action,
And then I just start jumping, seated in compression, right?
Just, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive," right?
KT #5957 Feb 2023
If that makes sense, 'cause like, this says like, something's going on, but like, this says something needs to be dealt with. You know? And they say, "Yo, the lights are on, but nobody's home."
But with me, you know, there's a fucking dinner party going on in there, you know?
Right? And I'm like, "Well, you're gonna love it regardless." You know what I mean? It's your kid. And then he says, "What would you do?" You know what I mean?
Like, what would bug you? And I was like, "Fuck, if my kid was allergic to peanuts, that would really ruin my day."
You know, 'cause I just think it's funny
that it not brings a kid into the world,