Danny Williams on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·1.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·2.75 tag density
About Danny Williams's sets
Danny Williams has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #182 (6 May 2020) and the latest on episode #220 (22 July 2017).
Danny Williams came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Danny Williams has performed for guest panels including Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna, Brent Morin and Kirk Fox.
Danny Williams averages 0.40 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 52% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Danny Williams follows each punchline with 2.75 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 1 are contradiction jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Danny Williams's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #22022 July 2017
I was walking down the street, I was walking the fucking dog, And my neighbor was coming up and she was texting on her phone. And she had on a t-shirt and said #BLM, which stands for Black Lives Matter.
And then she saw me and just freaked the fuck out, like...
Like, that's how white my neighborhood is.
Like, Black Lives Matter, but just on the Internet.
And as a student, I said, "Hey, we're 7-11." 'Cause GPS is not telling me where it is on the street. And he said, "Yo, it's right down the street."
- Oh, but dude only had half a finger.
So I didn't know if this shit was all the way
down the street.
KT #1826 May 2020
I tried to watch 12 Years of Slave today. Couldn't fucking do it. 'Cause dude was just a slave for 12 years.
That's not that bad.