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2017-07-22

Danny Williams

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Watch Danny Williams's Kill Tony episode 220 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 2.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·1.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·2.75 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.47 punch density·2.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

I live in Los Feliz.

It's the whitest neighborhood in L.A.

This is how my white neighborhood is.

I was walking down the street, I was walking the fucking dog,

And my neighbor was coming up and she was texting on her phone.

And she had on a t-shirt and said #BLM, which stands for Black Lives Matter.

And then she saw me and just freaked the fuck out, like...

Like, that's how white my neighborhood is.

Like, Black Lives Matter, but just on the Internet.

Like, not in real life.

All right, I do one more quick joke.

All right, this dumbest joke I know.

[Bit 2]

I got lost one day, I was using GPS.

And it's, no, I couldn't find my way.

And as a student, I said, "Hey, we're 7-11."

'Cause GPS is not telling me where it is on the street.

And he said, "Yo, it's right down the street."

All right.

- You can finish it.

- Oh, but dude only had half a finger.

So I didn't know if this shit was all the way

down the street.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

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setupI live in Los Feliz.

setupIt's the whitest neighborhood in L.A.

setupThis is how my white neighborhood is.

setupI was walking down the street, I was walking the fucking dog,

setupAnd my neighbor was coming up and she was texting on her phone.

setupAnd she had on a t-shirt and said #BLM, which stands for Black Lives Matter.

punchlineAnd then she saw me and just freaked the fuck out, like...

tagLike, that's how white my neighborhood is.

tagLike, Black Lives Matter, but just on the Internet.

tagLike, not in real life.