David Eubanks on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.17 tag density
About David Eubanks's sets
David Eubanks has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #481 (17 Nov 2020) and the latest on episode #507 (1 June 2021).
David Eubanks came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
David Eubanks has performed for guest panels including Jessica Michelle Singleton and Don Barris.
David Eubanks averages 0.45 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 62% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average David Eubanks follows each punchline with 1.17 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of analogy (1).
Appearances
Jokes from David Eubanks's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #5071 June 2021
and it's like, oh yeah, dad, give it to her. Come on, mom, you can take more. Wait a minute.
Dad's not supposed to be home for another hour and a half.
And the FedEx guy sure has been here a while.
And they never say anything out of the ordinary. It's all the normal stuff people say when they're making love.
Harder, deeper, Carl, glad you could make it.
Come on in here, pick a hole, start pumping.
Merry Christmas.
KT #48117 Nov 2020
But they never say anything out of the ordinary. It's all the normal stuff people say when they're making love.
Harder, deeper, Carl, glad you could make it.
Come on in here, pick a hole, start pumping.
Merry Christmas, you know, perfectly normal things.
And my dad's been fucking for a while. 25 years they've been going strong, which means they're good at it.
I bet they could suck the cork out of a wine bottle.