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KILL TONY #507 - JESSICA MICHELLE SINGLETON

2021-06-01

David Eubanks

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Watch David Eubanks's Kill Tony episode 507 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.62 punch density·1.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

Thank you. Thank you guys for coming out. I have two dads, I have gay dads.

When you grow up in that kind of household you get a lot of questions especially from kids in

high school, middle school. "Ah Dave is it weird if you hear your parents having sex?

Is that weird or awkward?" Of course it is. Like what? Like who? What fucking kid is

out there with their head up against the wall listening to mom and dad go at it

and it's like, oh yeah, dad, give it to her.

Come on, mom, you can take more.

Wait a minute.

Dad's not supposed to be home for another hour and a half.

And the FedEx guy sure has been here a while.

[Bit 2]

Look, hearing you two dads fuck isn't that big of a deal.

It sounds like two bears fighting over a fish, all right?

There's a lot of moaning, a lot of groaning, salmon

for some reason.

[Bit 3]

And they never say anything out of the ordinary.

It's all the normal stuff people say

when they're making love.

Harder, deeper, Carl, glad you could make it.

Come on in here, pick a hole, start pumping.

Merry Christmas.

All right, thank you guys very much.

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setupThank you. Thank you guys for coming out. I have two dads, I have gay dads.

setupWhen you grow up in that kind of household you get a lot of questions especially from kids in

setuphigh school, middle school. "Ah Dave is it weird if you hear your parents having sex?

setupIs that weird or awkward?" Of course it is. Like what? Like who? What fucking kid is

setupout there with their head up against the wall listening to mom and dad go at it

setupand it's like, oh yeah, dad, give it to her.

setupCome on, mom, you can take more.

setupWait a minute.

punchlineDad's not supposed to be home for another hour and a half.

tagAnd the FedEx guy sure has been here a while.