Dicey on Kill Tony
4 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·2.00 tag density
About Dicey's sets
Dicey has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #172 (24 Oct 2016) and the latest on episode #768 (19 May 2026).
Dicey came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Dicey has performed for guest panels including Shane Gillis, James Mccann, Moshe Kasher and Bonnie Mcfarlane.
Dicey averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Dicey's punch density went from 0.75 in the first set to 0.50 in the latest.
On average Dicey follows each punchline with 2.00 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Dicey's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76819 May 2026
You see, I started seeing ads and the number one solution for men who like can't get hard or losing their hair or need to lose weight, it's called hymns.
I've been singing those Mormon hymns like a motherfucker lately.
Like, pray to God every time I need some chick to be into me,
I just start doing a little hum when I'm doing my business.
We went out to eat some dinner the other day. And I told them I had acid. Two of them were buckling up for a good time.
The other one tossed me some Pepto B.
I was like, God, man.
I mean, it's true, I'm capable of both.
KT #41114 Nov 2019
White people, which would you rather? Would you rather have a gay son or a daughter that only sucked black dick? Which would you rather?
It wasn't rhetorical, but I mean, if it helps out any, the gay son only sucks black dick too.
KT #17628 Aug 2017
My racist white friend, she said, "Dicey, I have a confession to make. I think Mexicans are dirty." And I was like, "Bitch, clearly you've never hugged one before.
They all smell like fabuloso and, and, and, and, and fabric softener.
All Mexicans.
They all do.
Like if you're sitting there looking all lazy, you're a wack fool. Like, "You could do it. I did it, and you could do it too."
Like in nine short months, I could have had a baby, but I have a degree, you know?
And the faculty, they're all so cool.
They all drive like acura and stuff, and that's going to be me one day.
KT #17224 Oct 2016
Hey. Okay, I hate to bring the mood down. I know this is a comedy show, but I have some statistics regarding white people. Yeah. Apparently, 80% of white people can
kiss my ass.
That's not funny.
When did that number get so high?
There's no black girls that have ever facilitated a tan. When's the last time you saw a black bitch give a tan? And who better to warn you of the effects
this dark ass skin is gonna have of you than a black bitch?