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Watch Dicey's Kill Tony episode 172 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Hey. Okay, I hate to bring the mood down. I know this is a comedy show, but I have

some statistics regarding white people. Yeah. Apparently, 80% of white people can

kiss my ass.

That's not funny.

When did that number get so high?

[Bit 2]

I still wanna come back as a white woman

in my next life though.

I do.

I'm only gonna fuck black men still.

I wanna come back as a white woman

so I can say shit like, do you know what I mean?

I'm here if you need to talk.

I wanna come back and say shit like that.

They have fun, white women.

They do.

[Bit 3]

There should be more diversity in the world,

especially in the tanning industry.

There's no black girls that have ever facilitated a tan.

When's the last time you saw a black bitch give a tan?

And who better to warn you of the effects

this dark ass skin is gonna have of you than a black bitch?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHey. Okay, I hate to bring the mood down. I know this is a comedy show, but I have

setupsome statistics regarding white people. Yeah. Apparently, 80% of white people can

punchlinekiss my ass.

tagThat's not funny.

tagWhen did that number get so high?