Doug Key on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density
About Doug Key's sets
Doug Key has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #135 (28 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #136 (28 Dec 2018).
Doug Key came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Doug Key has performed for guest panels including Jeff Garlin, Doug Benson, Jimmy Shubert and Mat Edgar.
Doug Key averages 0.35 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Doug Key follows each punchline with 0.50 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Doug Key's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #13628 Dec 2018
And it says it's a person who is afraid of homosexuals. But actually, there's two kinds of homophobes. You've got a person who is afraid of homosexuals
and a person who is afraid of being a homosexual.
They want to turn me gay. They can't do that. What they can do and what they will gleefully do
is turn you out, honey.
you got any lightness at all in your loafers they will find it
they will polish it up and they will roll it in glitter for you
KT #13528 Dec 2018
Oh man, my doctor asked me, he says, "Have I been having any unprotected sex lately?" I'm like, "Oh yeah, but only with myself.
I don't see why I should suit up just for practice."
I kept having these uncontrollable outbursts of profanity. A doctor checked me out and said, "No, you don't have Tourette's. You got something else." I'm like, "What else causes uncontrollable outbursts of profanity?"
He said, "Hatred."