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Watch Doug Key's Kill Tony episode 136 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

>> How are you doing?

>> Yeah.

>> How are you doing?

[Bit 1]

>> I looked up the word homophobe,

And it says it's a person who is afraid of homosexuals.

But actually, there's two kinds of homophobes.

You've got a person who is afraid of homosexuals

and a person who is afraid of being a homosexual.

[Bit 2]

You know these guys that are talking about,

they're trying to turn me gay.

They want to turn me gay.

They can't do that.

What they can do and what they will gleefully do

is turn you out, honey.

you got any lightness at all in your loafers they will find it

they will polish it up and they will roll it in glitter for you

[Bit 3]

i mean everybody's a little bit gay cause uh...

everybody masturbates and masturbation is just you

getting gay with yourself

that's about a minute right

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup>> I looked up the word homophobe,

setupAnd it says it's a person who is afraid of homosexuals.

setupBut actually, there's two kinds of homophobes.

setupYou've got a person who is afraid of homosexuals

punchlineand a person who is afraid of being a homosexual.