Dusty Carter on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.62 tag density
About Dusty Carter's sets
Dusty Carter has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #695 (10 Dec 2024) and the latest on episode #768 (19 May 2026).
Dusty Carter came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Dusty Carter has performed for guest panels including Shane Gillis, James Mccann, Sly Stallone (Kyle Dunnigan) and Tony Yayo.
Dusty Carter averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 71% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Dusty Carter's punch density went from 0.40 in the first set to 0.54 in the latest.
On average Dusty Carter follows each punchline with 0.62 tags.
Of the 11 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Dusty Carter's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76819 May 2026
After a bit of self-reflection, turns out I too am racist.
Because if you're not the human race, I don't like you.
I don't like AI. I don't like robots. I don't like humanoids.
I don't like cyborgs, waymos, or Roombas.
What do I look like hanging out with a bunch of wired beans? If I want to be around a bunch of wired beans,
I'd have kept cooking meth.
KT #74923 Dec 2025
I recently made a horrible mistake. I cut off all my hair and most of my beard.
Yeah, I used to look like Jesus if his first miracle was turning water into meth.
I was at my daughter's school the other day and I overheard these two ladies talking about a deaf kid that had been learning sign language. And then he had an accident over the summer during 4th of July. Messed up some digits. I was like, "That is so sad."
That little boy was born deaf. Then he developed a lisp.
It's okay for the rest of y'all to laugh. Hell, if he was here he wouldn't have heard you.
KT #69510 Dec 2024
So any of you fellas ever had you lady tell you after five years and a kid you didn't want the same things anymore Just to find out she was completely wrong
We both wanted pussy
I told her maybe that was your problem the whole time.
You didn't hear yourself coming.