Dusty Carter

Bucket Pull

Watch Dusty Carter's Kill Tony episode 695 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.40 punch density·0.20 tag density

Oh, it's one of our own one of our own people make some noise for Dusty Carter everybody

[Bit 1]

So any of you fellas ever had you lady tell you after five years and a kid you didn't want the same things anymore

Just to find out she was completely wrong

We both wanted pussy

See how that turned out for her, though?

Now she's got the AIDS.

Yeah. One in each ear can't hear shit.

I told her maybe that was your problem the whole time.

You didn't hear yourself coming.

[Bit 2]

Hi, if you can't tell, I am not from Texas.

I moved here from Kentucky 'cause I read on the Google

the Google that Kentucky had the cleanest tap water in America.

I thought to myself, cleanest tap water?

All these toothless cousin fuckers?

I'm gone.

[Bit 3]

So far, Texas is great.

But if one more socially awkward motherfucker comes up talking

about Aima on the spectrum, I don't care who you buy your

internet from.

Quit being weird about shit.

That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo any of you fellas ever had you lady tell you after five years and a kid you didn't want the same things anymore

setupJust to find out she was completely wrong

punchlineWe both wanted pussy