Eli Halpern on Kill Tony
1 set·5.00 bits/set·8.00 beats/set·1.63 punch density·0.63 tag density
About Eli Halpern's sets
Eli Halpern has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #487 (12 Jan 2021).
Eli Halpern came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was First Austin Show!.
Eli Halpern averages 1.63 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 99% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Eli Halpern follows each punchline with 0.63 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are hyperbole jokes, ahead of phonetic-match (2).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #487 | 12 Jan 2021 | First Austin Show! | 5 | 1.63 | 0.63 |
Jokes from Eli Halpern's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #48712 Jan 2021
I'm so Jewish I'm being a Christian because the Bible's free.
I used to live in Los Angeles, and when I'd go on walks with him, people would try to start conversations with me, which I hated, so I'd try to freak him out. They'd be like, "Oh, is that a boy or a girl?"
I'd be like, "Oh, he's transgendered."
And since I lived in L.A., they'd be like, "Oh, no way! My cousin's cat is transgendered!"
And I'd be like, "God damn, I need to get the fuck out of this city."