Emily Wade on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.40 tag density
About Emily Wade's sets
Emily Wade has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #687 (15 Oct 2024) and the latest on episode #760 (17 Mar 2026).
Emily Wade came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Emily Wade has performed for guest panels including Steve0, Tim Butterly, Joe Derosa and Chris Distefano.
Emily Wade averages 0.53 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Emily Wade follows each punchline with 1.40 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Emily Wade's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76017 Mar 2026
I was like, "What the fuck do you think I do in there? I'm just like, 'How to--' Faster.
No, you show me who's in Chaj Daddy.
I want you to pack that Big Mac truck right in Havoc Garage.
Or whatever Caddy B says."
I was having sex recently, though, and he was hitting it from the back, and I don't know where I just turn and go,
"Use me like a fucking fleshlight."
Sex stops immediately.
Nothing will get you softer than Mark Wahlberg's voice
KT #68715 Oct 2024
They count cows jumping over the moon. Me? I count the amount of times my dad's gotten sloppy from somebody who's still
watching SpongeBob on repeat.
And I come every time, let me tell you.
I had to drop out twice because I couldn't afford to go back to school. If I had known that's all it would take,
I'd have sucked the fuck out of my dad's dick years ago.