Fern on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Fern's sets
Fern has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #737 (30 Sept 2025) and the latest on episode #753 (27 Jan 2026).
Fern came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Fern has performed for guest panels including Jim Breuer, Sam Tallent, Ian Bagg and Brian Holtzman.
Fern averages 0.29 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 68% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Fern's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75327 Jan 2026
Do female Crips menstruate?
I just know they don't fuck a blood like that.
but I just wanna be a supportive boyfriend. But I don't got kids, I don't know what to do. So I'll just do what my dad did.
I get drunk and beat the shit out of her.
KT #73730 Sept 2025
My cousin has Down Syndrome. Don't feel bad for him, though. He got laid so much, he caught gonorrhea.
So we called him Slow Clap.
I like to treat pregnant women like dogs.
'Cause I'm a rub your belly. Yes, I am.