Fern

Bucket Pull

Watch Fern's Kill Tony episode 737 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.30 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

My cousin has Down Syndrome.

Don't feel bad for him, though.

He got laid so much, he caught gonorrhea.

So we called him Slow Clap.

[Bit 2]

I like to treat pregnant women like dogs.

'Cause I'm a rub your belly. Yes, I am.

[Bit 3]

I got two cats.

One cat's name is Abyss

because if you stare into the abyss,

the abyss will stare back into you.

The other cat's name is Malschwitz.

The ironic part is Malschwitz doesn't like showers either.

I'll wrap it up there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupMy cousin has Down Syndrome.

setupDon't feel bad for him, though.

setupHe got laid so much, he caught gonorrhea.

punchlineSo we called him Slow Clap.