Hank Garza on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density
About Hank Garza's sets
Hank Garza has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #593 (24 Jan 2023) and the latest on episode #753 (27 Jan 2026).
Hank Garza came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Hank Garza has performed for guest panels including Jim Breuer, Sam Tallent, Andrew Santino and Ian Edwards.
Hank Garza averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 58% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Hank Garza follows each punchline with 0.20 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Hank Garza's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75327 Jan 2026
Guys, believe it or not, I was actually born prematurely.
My dad came quick.
Oh, yeah, boss. They look like a skinny Mexican. And they talk like a "Ho yo yo yo ho yo yo yo."
Yo, that's the Japanese scene
KT #59324 Jan 2023
Why won't trans kids shoot up a school in Texas?
They're not allowed in?
Imagine getting a sex change
only to get dementia later in life.