Hostile Takeover on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Hostile Takeover's sets
Hostile Takeover has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #197 (10 Aug 2017).
Hostile Takeover came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub.
Hostile Takeover averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 61% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Hostile Takeover follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #197 | 10 Aug 2017 | Bryan Callen, Brendan Schaub | 2 | 0.33 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Hostile Takeover's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19710 Aug 2017
Man, I'm in an interracial relationship and shit. And I'm finding out shit about white people I didn't know like Christmas just passed, like a couple months ago. White people really do read the night before Christmas, the night before fucking Christmas.
I thought that shit was an urban myth like Pop Rocks and Soda.
Black girls do too. They just ain't a payoff in that motherfucker. White girls would be like, "Shoot it here, here, here. It's like protein." Black girls, nah, don't treat this shit like protein.
They treat it like acid.
They'd be like, "Oh, baby, I'm about to--"
"Ugh, nigga!"