Hostile Takeover

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Watch Hostile Takeover's Kill Tony episode 197 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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Yo, what up?

[Bit 1]

Man, I'm in an interracial relationship and shit.

And I'm finding out shit about white people I didn't know like Christmas just passed, like a couple months ago.

White people really do read the night before Christmas, the night before fucking Christmas.

I thought that shit was an urban myth like Pop Rocks and Soda.

[Bit 2]

And you know, there's just differences between white people and black people.

Not better or worse, just different.

Like, white girls suck the fuck out of a dick.

Black girls do too. They just ain't a payoff in that motherfucker.

White girls would be like, "Shoot it here, here, here. It's like protein."

Black girls, nah, don't treat this shit like protein.

They treat it like acid.

They'd be like, "Oh, baby, I'm about to--"

"Ugh, nigga!"

Oh, shit. Is that a mini yet or what?

I don't know. Fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMan, I'm in an interracial relationship and shit.

setupAnd I'm finding out shit about white people I didn't know like Christmas just passed, like a couple months ago.

setupWhite people really do read the night before Christmas, the night before fucking Christmas.

punchlineI thought that shit was an urban myth like Pop Rocks and Soda.