Ian Sharp on Kill Tony

Bucket PullSmall Joke BookBig Joke Book

2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.88 tag density

About Ian Sharp's sets

Ian Sharp has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025) and the latest on episode #750 (30 Dec 2025).

Ian Sharp came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.

Ian Sharp has performed for guest panels including Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly and James Mccann.

Ian Sharp averages 0.29 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 68% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.

On average Ian Sharp follows each punchline with 0.88 tags.

Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).

Appearances

EpisodeDateGuest panelBitsPunch densityTag density
KT #750Big Joke Book30 Dec 2025Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly20.410.75
KT #707Small Joke Book18 Feb 2025James Mccann10.171.00

Jokes from Ian Sharp's sets

A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.

KT #75030 Dec 2025

misdirect
setup

on this stage into this free speech zone where I could say whatever I want with no repercussions whatsoever.

punchline

Not like out in the free speech zone.

misdirect
setup

Can you believe there's things I can't say today in America? For example, Arnold, Arnold, fuck, Arnold, Arnold, you know that drink,

punchline

it's like half sweet tea, half lemonade?

tag

Arnold, fuck, I can't say it.

KT #70718 Feb 2025

misdirect
setup

Don't worry, I wasn't any danger. She was way smaller than me. Like suspiciously small, you know?

punchline

She was about five, six years old.

reframe
setup

with the green skirt and the beret and the sash covered in war metals. If you're old enough to wear that, you're old enough to get punched in the face by a

punchline

grown man and get all of your cookies stolen.

tag

All right, now listen, folks.

tag

I'm no hero, all right?

Ian Sharp on Kill Tony: 2 Sets and Jokes | PunchNotes